Whew! to Amy Winehouse’s husband’s alleged new girlfriend.
Consider it.
Her: Allegedly dating Amy Winehouse’s husband.
Amy Winehouse’s Husband: Married. To Amy Winehouse. Fresh out of prison for attacking someone. And obstructing justice. Currently in drug rehab.
Amy Winehouse: Bony, trashed (looking anyway) body. Ratty bee-hive doo. Eyes decorated with those little black sticky triangles formerly used to hold pictures in photo albums way back when. In a facility, again. Probably having get-well pills delivered to her in a little paper cup most of us happily associate with mouthwash.
Pick a door. This woman is:
a) smoking what Amy smokes and therefore in a delirious sort of love
b) perfectly sober and smartly gathering implausible material for a 2009 best seller
c) a fiction in the frenzied mess that is Amy’s mind
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