AMY WINEHOUSE'S HUSBAND'S NEW GIRLFRIEND

                                                   

Whew! to Amy Winehouse’s husband’s alleged new girlfriend.

Consider it.

Her: Allegedly dating Amy Winehouse’s husband.

Amy Winehouse’s Husband: Married. To Amy Winehouse. Fresh out of prison for attacking someone. And obstructing justice. Currently in drug rehab.

Amy Winehouse:  Bony, trashed (looking anyway) body. Ratty bee-hive doo. Eyes decorated with those little black sticky triangles formerly used to hold pictures in photo albums way back when.  In a facility, again. Probably having get-well pills delivered to her in a little paper cup most of us happily associate with mouthwash.

Pick a door. This woman is:

a) smoking what Amy smokes and therefore in a delirious sort of love

b) perfectly sober and smartly gathering implausible material for a 2009 best seller

c) a fiction in the frenzied mess that is Amy’s mind