It all happened very fast - unless you happened to be in the Barbie Jeep aisle that day.
Two dumb angry women went into a California Toys R' Us on Black Friday with their sweethearts. Both sweethearts were packing guns. Real ones. Real loaded ones. The two dumb angry women started yelling at each other. Then swinging at each other. Being gentlemen, their two sweethearts didn't look the other way. Chivalry is not dead.
But they are. Thankfully, one of the men spent time flashing his real loaded gun before both men used the guns on each other. If I knew the technical term for men-who-do-not-need-guns-professionally-liking-to-flash-them I would use it here. In this case, fondness for flashing guns served the useful end of putting shoppers on notice to drop their dolls and duck. No one else was injured. Only terrified.
After the two valiant men became corpses on the toy store floor, the police removed the two dumb angry women. There is footage of one of the dumb angry ladies leaving the store, handcuffed, yelling "I'm going to kill you right now", slamming her fists on the police car and reinforcing her point in case the cops were thinking about releasing her right then and there: "I'm going to kill you! Yeah, you!"
Whew! to dumb, angry women. Dumb angry women should not hang out together. They should also not hang out together with loaded gun toting men. And most importantly, dumb angry women should not go to Toys R' Us together with their loaded gun toting sweethearts.
Next year, if these women are not in jail for being so dumb and have won the affection of new gun toting men, they should shop on-line.
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