2008 Whew! Superlatives
Funkiest Baby Name: Ashlee Simpson's Bronx Mowgli
Most Consistent Disregard of our Beloved English Language: Governor Sarah Palin
Least Able to Let Go of The View: Rosie
Most In Need of Full-Time, Live-In Therapist: Britney
Most Likely to be Found in a Dumpster: Drew Peterson's Bride To Be No. 5.
Least Graceful Exit from Politics: Elizabeth Dole
Most Able to Act All Maverick-y: Tina Fey
Most in Need of Reminder that Punctuation is Free: Governor Sarah Palin
Most Searched on Whew!: Ruth Madoff
Worst Decision to Stand By Her Man: Mrs. Client No. 9 Spitzer
Best Pianist in Her Spare Time: Dr. Condoleezza Rice
Newscaster Most Able to Stump the Candidate With Simple Questions: Katie Couric
Most Willing to Sniff Out Goodies for Herself Using A Potty Mouth: Patti Blagojevich
Best Able to Cover Pregnant Belly During National Political Convention: Bristol Palin
Oldest Woman To Have Canoodled with Youngest Boy: Ivana Trump
Most Inspiring Athlete: Dara Torres
Greatest Need to Stop Talking About Her Ex Already: Jennifer Aniston
Least Able to Recall News Sources: Governor Sarah Palin
Saddest Songstress: Amy Winehouse
Most Permanent Plastic Smile That Makes Your Own Face Hurt: Cindy McCain
Most Bruised Head From Crashing Against Ceiling: Hillary Clinton
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