GISELE DRAWS SHORT STRAW

                                                           
Rumor has it that Patriot Tom Brady and supermodel Gisele Bundchen got engaged on Christmas Eve, surrounded by four dozen white roses and bubbly. Lovely.
Maybe it's an overstatement to say Gisele got schnookered, but she drew the short straw here.
This boy is no catch. Forget that Brady is handsome and has that little chin thing going on. Looks don't really matter. And they fade. Let's also forget he is loaded. Gisele has her own dough.
This guy is a person who waved bye to his flame of three years during her pregnancy, because his immediate need to canoodle with Gisele was more important than seeing to it that the mother of his baby did not go solo through pregnancy. This is a guy who didn't think much about the fact that if mom allowed dad into the delivery room, she would have to look up at a guy who had been off making whoopie with a flat bellied girl while she was home trying to find a comfortable sleeping position.
Should they proceed down the aisle, Gisele should keep her own dough, and by all means, don't go making a baby with the dude.