Daughter grows up. Meets the love of her life. (And it's mutual. Always useful.) Makes an honest girl of herself. Until death do they part.
Enough to make a mom's heart mush.
Nah.
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt pledged eternity to each other recently in Mexico.
Spencer's new Mother-In-Law isn't celebrating by cruising for China patterns for the new couple. Oh no.
Mother-In-Law bets the life-long commitment has a 6 month shelf life. She wondered aloud, to the press, about her daughter's intellectual capacity on the weddin' day. Mother-In-Law told Us Weekly she wants to take a look at the blood test because she would not be stunned to learn her little girl had been, you know, drugged-up for the big event. This, from an apparently religious woman about her new family member: "God says love your enemies, but I never expected it to be my son-in-law."
Whew!
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