KATIE COURIC & THE PALIN MYTH ABOUT OUR UNIVERSE

                                                                       

I feel lost. Upside down. Like I've been living a lie.
All these years I woke every day assuming Katie Couric was the center of the universe. If Katie isn't reading the news, it isn't news. Not for me anyway. I cancelled cable years ago, when MTV got old, because Wolff, Anderson, Rachel are nobodies. I only need Katie.
I cut my hair right after the new year. Because Katie did. I go a little heavy on the eye-liner because Katie likes that look.
Now, all of a sudden, Governor Palin announces that Katie is not the center of the universe.
What is that supposed to mean? Why would she say such a thing? Is she dipping into Tripp's other grandma's goods? Doesn't Palin know that this hate speech she is spewin' also isn't protected up there near Russia any more than it is down here near the east coast elite media?
I am wiped at this news. I need to go lay down, say my evening prayer and hope that tomorrow order is restored..."now I lay me, down to Katie...."