Ann Coulter is trashing Keith Olbermann for not having gone to her Ivy League school, Cornell. Where, she says, the average SATs topple those of his Cornell. Like this:
"...Indeed, Keith is constantly lying about his "Ivy League" education. Keith didn't go to the Ivy League Cornell; he went to the Old MacDonald Cornell.
The real Cornell, the School of Arts and Sciences (average SAT: 1,325), is the only Ivy League school at Cornell and the only one that grants a bachelor of arts degree.
Keith went to an affiliated state college at Cornell, the College of Agriculture and Life Sciences (average SAT: about that of pulling guards at the University of South Carolina)..." Full colmun here.
That Ann, a woman in her late 40's, is thinking about - and finding relevance in - SAT scores tells us all we need to know about her.
Let us give Ann her due. She is a true Ivy girl. The kind of Ivy where only genuine smarty-pants need apply. And, yes, the average SAT scores at her school rock. Wow. Just as she says. You don't get any smarter than Ann. I mean it, too.
So, let us add the Real-Ivy-League-SAT-Calculator- Coulter to the camp of really, really smart people who are also mentally ill, as told by the National Alliance on Mental Illness: Ernest Hemingway (suicidally depressed), Vincent Van Gogh (bipolar), Charles Dickens (clinical depression), Beethoven (bipolar).
There you have it, Ann. Extraordinary Smarts. And Whacked.
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