Octo-Sicko Mom Suleman's "I'm going to kill myself" Coping Strategies

According to TMZ, police released a recording of the day Octo-sicko mom Nadya Suleman called 911 when she thought one of her kids was missing. The kid followed his grandmother down the street. But, you know, she was trying to track a bunch of kids, prior to the new half-dozen litter. It's hard. Let's give her that.
In her 911 call, it is reported that octo-sicko, true to her name, uses her bestest coping skills and repeatedly threatens to kill herself. In front of her other kids. So wierd and inappropriate it was that the dispatcher, after trying to be patient and understanding, admonished octo-sicko not to threaten self-harm in front of her other kids.
Well, let's look on the bright side: maybe you don't actually need your own emotional control or coping skills to teach them to youngins...