Lindsay Lohan needs to eat a hamburger. And fast. Little cheese on there would help.
She was Ellen this week and looked awfully like one of those stick-like models that create talk about eating disorders. Not sayin' Lindsay has one of course. She just looks like the people who are paid to have one.
Tendons should not be obvious.
Since I am pretty good at figuring out what a girl like Lindsay needs, I also say she needs a therapist. And fast. One who has lots of availability would help.
Of her break up with Samantha, Lindsay told Ellen: "I had no idea what was going on. I just hadn't seen her in, like, a week. She, like, disappeared." Then, "When you don't know you're breaking up. Really weird." Yes. Really Weird.
Lindsay also declared that she has not done anything to leave an impression that she could be dangerous.
I feel safer now.
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