The New York Post reports that a Madoff girl, maybe compliance officer/niece Shana who was paid to sign Uncle Bernie's firm's papers, attesting to their accuracy, is thinking about prison life. And how to get by.
A Madoff girl has allegedly reached out to a white collar ex con who teaches a class Fedtime 101.
The prior prisoner founded "Wall Street Prison Consultants". Why not develop a business plan that takes advantage of time behind bars?
Who would not need tips on how to survive uninteresting cement walls when accustomed to professional decor? And how do you pick the right co-prisoner to trust to give you a pedicure, anyway? I know this girl would sign up in a flash for "Hair Maintenance: How to Care for your Roots in the Big House" and "When Orange is Simply Not Your Color and Stripes Have Never Worked on You."
Read the full story in the Post here.
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