Thankfully, it's only a bob. And the color is relatively uniform. Because Bernie Madoff’s wife, Ruth, may have to take care of it herself soon.
It is reported that Ruth has been asked - civilly of course - not to call for an appointment at her regular hair salon, the Pierre Michel Salon on East 57th.
First, her husband gets locked up. Then, her yacht gets taken away. Now this. Xanax cannot be far behind.
"The Pierre Michel salon’s clients are among some of Manhattan’s most elite," so said a rep for the salon, "Unfortunately, some of those clients were victims of Madoff, and therefore Pierre Michel didn’t feel comfortable having her in the salon."
We here at Whew! support Pierre Michel's posture. Sitting in a public place with slabs of painted aluminum foil resting in flaps on your head while darker paint clings to your temples is tough enough. It would be uber-humiliating to have all that going on on your head while you give the evil eye to the woman whose husband purposefully hosed you, your family, friends and neighbors.
According to its web site, Pierre Michel's will soon be out of Ruth's reach anyway. A haircut goes for $125 and up and highlights start at $200.
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