WOMAN JUMPS TO BEARS @ ZOO

Moron.
A woman jumped into the polar bear pond and then swam toward the bears at the Berlin Zoo during feeding time. Six zookeepers helped distract some of them from her until she was pulled out. At least one took a few chomps of her. Apparently of her arms and legs rather than her head, although a lobotomy might have done her well.
Moron.
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Pictures from the Daily Mail.