KATE HUDSON & A-ROD: SAY IT ISN'T SO, AGAIN

Could we please?
Could we girls please just right here and now agree that all of us who are reasonably smart, cute, funny and/or successful stay light years away from A-Rod, who, as we have pointed out, feels free to put his thing-a-ma-jig any old place it will fit?
Bethenny Frankel listened to us and seems to have not let anything move past a single date.
Thank you, Bethenny.
Bethenny fancies herself as a skinny girl, but she is a smart skinny girl. So she passed on A-Rod like a smart girl would pass on swapping spit with a boy in the middle of a bad case of swine flu.
Now, we are hearing reports that Kate Hudson is hanging out with him. I don't know if Kate is smart or funny. But she sure is cute and successful. Be one of us Kate, see the swininess beneath his good looks and send him back to his alleged little black book that allegedly includes alleged girls-for-hire.