Miss California, Carrie Prejean, the practiced yet inarticulate woman who believes marriage should be between "opposites", has a fake implanted chest bought and paid for by the Miss California pageant.
It was all about confidence, the pageant 'splains.
(She lost Miss USA. Does the pageant get them back? If I managed the pageant, I can tell you I would today own that chest. Hand 'em over, a contract clause would have demanded.)
Anyway, if you want to "enhance the line" here is what Miss California pageant representatives say you do: "You use chicken cutlets. [man-made, we hope] You use tape. [ow] You use anything that you can to enhance the line."...."It's just a matter of whether or not you want to go to that next level."
Socks, undies, scraps of old rags. Stuff em in there, "enhance the line" and make it to the "next level". Because this is about scholarship. And world peace.
Jesus. Why didn't anyone tell me this before? When I wanted to take it to the "next level" I went to law school.
*$^*%.
All I needed was some tape.
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