Satan goes to Miss USA pageants. It's true.
US News and World Report printed the transcript of a James Dobson/"Faith and the Family" interview with the woman the Miss California purchased a chest for, Carrie Prejean.
Carrie explains Satan was at the Miss USA pageant on her infamous night. And the Devil didn't just go and show off his Prada. No. He (let us agree now Satan is a boy, probably a white one, most likely middle-aged) had a little something to do with the Q&A part of the competition. Apparently, Satan believes any two people should be able to get married and tried to trip Carrie up by making her talk about her deeply held view of "opposite marriage".
Dobson: Why did you give the answer you did with regard to the affirmation of marriage?
Prejean: . . . I felt as though Satan was trying to tempt me in asking me this question. And then God was in my head and in my heart saying, "Do not compromise this. You need to stand up for me and you need to share with all these people . . . you need to witness to them and you need to show that you're not willing to compromise that for this title of Miss USA."
Carrie also said this: "...don't ever compromise that just for pleasing them. Your goal should be to please God, not to please man.." "...And I knew right here that it wasn't about winning. It was about being true to my convictions."
Here are a few questions Satan needs to plant for Carrie in her next competition: Did Carrie get fake boobs in preparation for the pageant to please God, and not to please man? Huh? Did God tell Carrie she ought to trade in her God-given B's for man-made, bought and paid for DD's? Or was that about getting extra applause from some dudes during the bathing suit parade? And how about those capped teeth? Did God tell Carrie her God-given teeth had to go? Or did Carrie decide boys prefer factory made pearly whites? Did God counsel Carrie the hair tone she was born with was wholly uninspiring? Or, was addin' a little blond zing about pleasing a man or two?
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