RUTH MADOFF: GOOD TO GO WITH $2.5 M

Ruth has hit rock bottom.
She is nothing now but a multi-millionaire.
Poor thing.
Its reported she has cried uncle in connection with her claim to $80 million in assets.
Like that - snap - her homes in NY City, Palm Beach Florida and Long Island are gone. Poof. Like her boats. Imagine. Boatlessness, overnight. Surely some boatlessness support group can help get her through this.
At 68, with $2.5 million in her pocket, Ruth will be ok. More ok than her husband's friends/victims, for sure.
Now, with a few million bucks in hand, she can get about the business of working her way through her other Bernie-imposed big life problem:  being shunned by the hairdresser who had a special and long relationship with Ruth's now faded sun-kissed highlights.