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MARY KAY LETOURNEAU: HOSTING BAR NIGHT

Mary Kay Letourneau and her former sixth grade student with whom she had an intimate relationship when she was a married- mother- of- four- grammar- school- teacher, are hosting a "Hot for Teacher" night at a local bar. The then little boy she slept with is now her husband and the father of two of her kids. She served over seven years in prison for raping the then-child.

Forget Mary Kay. She is an official sick whack-job. So no surprises that today, at 47, her brain, and its inability to use judgment, does not keep her from - presumably - trying to make some cash from her teacher/child sex crime.

But, a loud, deafening boo to any moron - man, woman or other - of any age that walks into Mary Kay's bar night and implicitly condones her intensely disturbed life.

The bar owner says hey, she did her time behind bars, she is allowed to have some fun. Adults committing crimes against children is well, criminal. Boo to the bar owner, too, for promoting a crime as fun.

WHEN YOUR BOSS NEEDS TO CHILL

A cage cleaner who worked at a vet's office in Arkansas drugged her boss.
He needed to chill out, in Erin Kelly's view.
Police report that the 24 year old was arrested for allegedly slipping some tranquilizers - valium - into her boss' coffee because she felt "he needed to chill out."
The vet knew something was wrong pretty quickly after sipping his java and went to the emergency room.
The pill slipper is in jail pending her April court appearance.
Full story here.

BOOKKEEPER STEALS MILLIONS, BUYS...SHOES

 
According to Fox News, Annette Yeomans, 51, a bookkeeper at a California cabinetry business, allegedly stole almost $9 million from her company between 2001 and 2007. Today, she is in jail, being held in lieu of $10 million bail. 

What does a bookkeeper do with almost $9 million of other peoples' money? She didn't buy vaccines for low income kids or laptops for underprivileged students. No, no, no.

Annette allegedly bought 400 pairs of shoes. They lived in a closet as big as a room. Lit by a crystal chandelier. When you think about it, really think, it is not at all excessive to light a room holding that many quality shoes by chandelier. How many people do you know light $240,000 worth of shoes by an old white bubble fixture with a 60 watt behind it and little dead bugs laying there when you look real close? It wouldn't be right. 

Oh, and Annette installed a 32 inch plasma TV in the closet, too. C'mon. Picking a pair of shoes each morning from among 400 had to take real time. If you had to do it, you might want Good Morning America on in the background, too.

Annette only spent $300,000 on designer clothes. Only, because in relation to almost a quarter million on shoes, $300,000 is a little light in the clothing department.

But, so that her shoes didn't look out of place, Annette went with $2,000 purses. Had about 160 of those. New expensive shoes have a way of making old bags look kind of baggy. Annette didn't really have the option of schlupping around discount stores for a basic black bag.

Annette's husband was a cabinet installer for the company from which she stole. He is not suspected of any crime. Let us tune in to see whether he will pull a Ruth Madoff and claim, as the innocent spouse, that he is entitled to keep the plasma TV.

Annette was outed by American Express.

Read the full story here.

TWO TEACHERS MOLEST SAME LITTLE BOY

At "Bountiful" Junior High, two, yes two, teachers are accused of sexually assaulting the same 13-year-old student. 

Both teachers face first-degree felony charges of rape and sodomy on a child. The women are Linda R. Nef and Valynne Bowers. They are 46 and 39 years old, respectively. 

Nef is a "Utah studies teacher". She was molesting the boy for more than a year. Bowers teaches math. She started her molestation in December. Both of them confessed to having sex with the child. They were unaware the other the molesting the same kid. Read full story here. 

I lalmost always have to read stories about adults molesting kids twice. Because I simply don't believe the words. And even then, I still don't really digest it.

But these news reports have one massively important value: they are a sad, urgent reminder to parents that you probably know, and like, the person most likely to molest your young kid right there under your nose. Trust them with noone.  And be all over them as to where they are, with whom and why. Even when they remind you for the 189th time what an over-protective, untrusting, rediculous parent you are.

SAKS SALESWOMAN ALLEGED TO HAVE STOLEN DOUGH, CLEVERLY

A former saleswoman from Saks, Cecille Villacorta, allegedly stole $1.4 million from the store through a crafty scheme. Story goes that she added to the total sales - and consequently to the commissions she would get paid on those higher sales - by ringing up fake returns and issuing credit back to customers on purchases they never made.
Call it building goodwill with customers. Yeah. That's what it was.
Prosecutors also said she cost Saks $900,000 in gift cards that were never issued, but that got her thousands in commissions.
A computer system upgrade apparently outed her.
The saleswoman's lawyer says Cecille was fired because she was making too much in commissions. She worked at Saks for 6 years and was the store's top salesperson.
She faces up to 25 years in prison if convicted of grand larceny.
Full story is here.

FLORIDA WOMAN POISONS BABYFOOD

A woman was arrested in Florida for putting poison in baby food jars and containers of juice at the grocery store. It is reported that she put on gloves and spent about 15 minutes squirting a dark liquid that smelled like ammonia into the baby food. When questioned, she said she was mixing food for her son. The AP reports her son is 21.
Authorities gave her a mental health evaluation before putting her in jail. Good I suppose to confirm she is a whack. But here's hoping officials didn't spend lots of money to figure out whether the woman is ill.
She is reported to have a history of hurting others. She stabbed someone in 2006.
Hoorah to the store employees who observed her and prevented a potentially deadly outcome to a random Florida baby. And thankfully, the whack took her time rather than inject a squirt in 15 seconds, giving employees the time to become curious. But, maybe, just maybe, that store employees were the mechanism to prevent poisoned food from being carried home and digested suggests certain foods be more securely packaged. This woman, like the Tylenol tampering whack, is not alone in whatever ails and motivates her.

AMY FISHER: BOOTY SHAKING FOR CASH

'member Amy Fischer, the teen who earned the nick names "Long Island Lolita"? At 17, she shot her 35 year old married boyfriend's wife. In the head. Right, that Amy. 
She has a new gig that doesn't involve sleeping with older married men. Or trying to off their spouses.
Amy is all grown up now, and at 34 is looking for new, more productive endeavors.
Amy announced: "I'm an exhibitionist."
Perhaps, among other things.
So, she is taking off her clothes and shaking her booty, and presumably other body parts, for cash.
For anyone interested, she is heading next to that hot spot, Reading Pennsylvania.

BALTIMORE MAYOR N' GIFT TAKING

                                                                               

Ahhh. Another. Baltimore Mayor Sheila Dixon was charged yesterday with 12 counts of felony theft, perjury, fraud and misconduct in office. She of course issued the standard statement that she has done nothing at all wrong. Yadda yadda yadda.

The case stems in part from at least $15,348 in gifts Dixon allegedly received from a former boyfriend who is also - go ahead guess - a city developer, Ronald Lipscomb, while she was City Council president. She also is accused of using as much as $3,400 in gift cards, some donated to her office for distribution to "needy families". She is alleged to have bought stuff like a Playstation and other things for her and her staff.

Another part of the indictment covers presents from Lipscomb, whom Dixon has said she dated briefly in late 2003 and early 2004. They include a $2,000 furrier certificate that she used to buy a Persian lamb coat and a "burnt umber mink coat"; $3,200 for a New York City trip that included a stay at the Trump International Hotel; a $1,518 plane ticket from Baltimore to Chicago; and thousands of dollars in cash to pay credit card bills built up during a Chicago shopping spree.

The indictment also alleges that Lipscomb passed Dixon thousands of dollars of cash - some of which she handed off to a staff member in a wad of 40 $100 bills while being driven around the city. The staff member, who is not named in the indictment, deposited the cash into his personal checking account and paid part of Dixon's American Express bill, the indictment says. Read the full story in the Baltimore Sun here.

Reality goes something like this. Rules that are more strict about public officials and stuff from people won't do any good. More required reporting of gifts won't do any good, either. At some point, some public officials don't care about rules, reporting or anything else. We need to assign actual persons to public officials to act as their brain for when the you're-so-special-you-won't-get-caught syndrome takes over otherwise functioning intellects. 

MEXICAN BEAUTY QUEEN PALLING WITH DRUG TRAFFICKERS LOSES 1 CROWN

                                                   

The Mexican beauty queen held on suspicion of drug and weapons violations has lost her crown in the Hispanoamerican Queen pageant. (see December 24th post for details of her arrest)
Pallin' around with suspected drug traffickers while sittin' near ammo and cash wasn't in keeping with at least some Mexican standards of queenliness.
But, fear not. Laura Zuniga, 23, is not sitting in jail tiara-less. She still holds the Miss Sinaloa title from a Mexican state beauty contest this past July. And, she placed third in the Miss Mexico contest.
Stay tuned for more from this beauty n' the drug lord story: A columnist in the Mexican newspaper Milenio wrote that there may be reason to believe her boyfriend may have had some pull in the local pageants. See the AP story here.
The Observer is reporting that Mexican politicians are now calling for an investigation into ties between the nation's beauty pageants and leading drug cartels. It is believed that the drug lords may "adopt" performers, including beauty queens. Ladies are like an accessory that evidence the drug traffickers transactional success. Read that story here.
While I would share the world's shock and awe to learn some beauty pageant people aren't taken as seriously as beauty pageant people deserve to be taken, I confess that if I possessed a crown, and an alleged Mexican drug lord who traveled with two AR-15 assault rifles, 38 specials, 9mm handguns, nine magazines, 633 cartridges asked me to give my crown to someone in particular, I would go ahead and do what the man asked. Yes I would.
PS. Maybe Mexican politicians ought to worry just a little more about drugs and guns and just a little less about thier capacity to influence beauty pageants?

WOMAN FAKES MISSING BABY TO GET HER TRUE LOVE BACK

                                                                   

A Miami woman named Meagan McCormic went on TV Christmas Day to beg for the return of her missing 5-month-old son. His name was Riley Buchness. He had a mohawk, a single tooth and a temporary tattoo. Riley had been with his nanny, Camille, who had a French accent and a gap between her teeth.

Riley's dad, who is Meagan McCormic's ex-boyfriend, stood with the distressed mom at the press conference. It was particularly hard for him, because he had never met little Riley. He had just been told he was a dad when boom, Riley was gone.

You see, Riley was a work of fiction. Meagan fabricated him. To lure her ex-boyfriend back into her life. When the ex showed up asking to see his son, Meagan didn't have a single-toothed, mohawk-headed baby with a temporary tattoo to produce for him. So that instant, he was gone. Vanished in the hands of that reckless nanny, Camille.

Meagan McCormic, 22, was charged with filing a false police report. If convicted, she could have to pay authorities for the cost of the Riley search. Read the full story at CNN here.

Update: Going out on a limb here to be the first to report that the Miami single scene just increased by one newly available 22 year old brunette looking for her forever love ...