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OCTO-SICKO MOM SULEMAN & SCREWING UP

Octo-sicko mom Suleman has finally admitted it out loud: "I screwed myself. I screwed up my life, I screwed up my kids' lives....I have to put on this strong facade and I have to pretend like I don't regret it."

Kinda nice to see a screwed up parent whose kids will pay the price say out loud boy, did I really blow it. (Much better than the refrain parents who can't bear to think of their own role in screwin' kids up who 'splain whacky kid behaviour as "That's just sonny being sonny....".) Yes, you did, Octo-sicko. For lots and lots of others' lives who had no role whatsoever in your mucked up thought process that lead them to where they are.

So, maybe Octo-sicko's realization will prod her to get her kids professional help early, rather than waiting until their brains spontaneously combust later on in life.

Octo-sick Mom also says her older kids are increasingly curious about who their father is. Shocking.

At some point, each and every member of her litters will know who thier dad is. And they'll watch Octo-sicko's web-available video in which she expresses to the world regret about creating them.

OCTO-SICKO MOM SULEMAN $ FOR OCTO-SICKO TV

We knew it was coming. We just didn't know when the deal would be inked.
The unemployed, single woman who had a too large litter of babies to try, in her own words, to fill her emotional hole, is sticking her babies on TV in exchange for money.
Of course she is.
Suleman's lawyer, presumably acting as her spokesperson now that a few public relations firms have fired Octo-sicko for being just that, confirms Suleman has agreed to put her babies, so numerous no one or two or five people could conceivably provide them adequate developmental care, on national TV for cash.
I for one am going to wait to decide to tune in to TV coverage about Suleman and her troop.
For fifteen or twenty years. When reporters flock to cover signs of Sicko's decisions in the form of her kids' invariable and icky attachment disorders and other emotional problems that show up in kids with whack job moms who use kids to meet their own sicko needs. And then, I will only tune in long enough to say told ya'.

WORKERS PEEK @ OCTO-SICKO SULEMAN'S RECORDS

The hospital where Octo-sicko had her last litter was fined a quarter of a million dollars by the state.
Why?

Because almost two dozen employees, some of whom were doctors, took an illegal peek at Octo-sicko's medical records, CNN reports.

The hospital said 15 employees were given the heave-ho. Eight more got reprimanded for tapping into her computerized medical records.

No reports  that any of the information was  leaked to news outlets.

Medical privacy matters, good the hospital took action and proper for the state to be all over it, yadda, yadda, yadda. But, good grief. The woman is a once-in-a-medical-professional's-lifetime reproductive and psychiatric freak show. If Hannibal Lecter was checked into a psych ward, how many of forensic psychologists would go take a peek? 

OCTO-SICKO DONE LITTERING

Octo-sicko mom Nadya Suleman has littered for the last time.

The Daily News reports that octo-sicko has fibroids in her uterus. Of course she does. You'd find a way to revolt if you were her uterus, too. These particular fibroids require part of her uterus to be removed. Of course they do. If you were her reproductive system, you'd look for a fast path to early retirement, too.

Poor Nadya. No more, more, and then more babies to fill that gaping hole inside her psyche that only babies, babies and more babies can fill. Rats. Therapy or bust: no more human band-aids.

The Daily News also reports that police and child welfare officials went to Octo-sicko's house recently to investigate an allegation of neglect.  Of course they did. They took no action. Octo-sicko told Radaronline, who seems to be shoveling her money for news, that one of her kids had a black eye from falling - have you met a black eye not from "falling"? - and bite mark on his back from a loving sibling. Well adjusted siblings always go around biting each other, don't they?

Note to Octo-sicko's doctors: rip it out.

OCTO-SICKO MOM BRANDING

Nadya Suleman, Octo-SICKO mom, had lawyers file two applications in early April with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office. Her point: Suleman plans to sells Octomom-brand dresses, pants, shirts, as well as cloth and disposable diapers.
She presupposed sane women would want to emulate an odd looking, unemployed, lip-filler-and-sperm- injected woman who, prior to the cash that came from last litter, freeloaded with her 6 children at her mother's home...
Oh, and by the way, it's Octo-SICKO mom. Trademark that.

NADYA SULEMAN: SHOOT, I FORGOT HUMANS NEED MONEY

Yesterday, Octo-sicko told a Radaronline cameraman/interviewer it is sort of just dawning on her, like now, that if she had not stumbled into some sources of dough as she has, she would have had to support her kids with money from us, via the government. And, now that she actually thinks about it, she would have had to work lots and lots of hours, she realizes. Hmmm. I hear you Nadya. Everytime I go poppin' a half a dozen or so people, it dawns on me later that, shoot, these people are gonna need stuff and man, I'm on the hook for buyin' it. Hate when that happens.

OCTO-SICKO MOM SULEMAN FIRES FREE NANNIES

Octo-sicko mom Nadya Suleman's lawyer confirmed to the AP that Octo-sicko fired Angels in Waiting, the non-profit group who stepped up to help Suleman with her second litter.

Her lawyer said Suleman had confrontations with the nurses and things got bad Sunday when Suleman came to believe that the Angels in Waiting founder was allegedly filing a report against her with child welfare officials.

Her lawyer reported that "Nadya felt that she was being judged wrongfully and she didn't need it. All it did was make a difficult situation worse."

Makes perfect sense. This is, after all, all about Nadya and how she is being viewed. So you know hey, begone damn nannies. Full story here.

 

OCTO-SICKO MOM NADYA SULEMAN'S 2ND PR FIRM: GONE

Octo-sicko mom Nadya Suleman is having a hard time keeping good help these days.
Her second publicist following the birth of her litter quit. The first one stepped away quickly, too.
Publicist No. 2 reports why according to Us Magazine: "This woman is nuts".
Of course she is. Surely the publicist knew that going in.
Here is where I go with this sort of news: speed the clock ahead, oh, 15 years. Every kid in the litter is going to be reading about their mom being "nuts", hearing her frantic call to 911 in which she threatens to kill herself, comparing those fish lips to earlier pictures, watching mom on Dr. Phil trying to convince herself she knew what she was getting into and so on. Tragic.

Octo-Sicko Mom Suleman's "I'm going to kill myself" Coping Strategies

According to TMZ, police released a recording of the day Octo-sicko mom Nadya Suleman called 911 when she thought one of her kids was missing. The kid followed his grandmother down the street. But, you know, she was trying to track a bunch of kids, prior to the new half-dozen litter. It's hard. Let's give her that.
In her 911 call, it is reported that octo-sicko, true to her name, uses her bestest coping skills and repeatedly threatens to kill herself. In front of her other kids. So wierd and inappropriate it was that the dispatcher, after trying to be patient and understanding, admonished octo-sicko not to threaten self-harm in front of her other kids.
Well, let's look on the bright side: maybe you don't actually need your own emotional control or coping skills to teach them to youngins...

OCTO-SICKO MOM NADYA SULEMAN'S SLAPPY KIDS

Octo-sicko mom Nadya Suleman is happy to be providing live and in person status reports on Radaronline.

• She is pleased as punch to be moving her fourteen offspring into a four bedroom house. You do the math. Welcome home kids, meet your bunk-cribs.
• One of the older in the litter hit, slapped and bit octo-sicko as he sat on her lap. I dunno, but seems maybe more than one adult might have to monitor slapper-boy when 6 new humans come home and octo-sicko has a few things to do. 
• Octo-sicko says she is preparing the older kids for the arrival of the litter. When her friend showed the kids a picture of the new brothers and sisters, they hit it.